touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon May 2, 2006

touchdown

to arrive, to pull up, to pop out, to slide, to roll through, to display one's presence

when I touchdown, all my dawgs come out when the sun down - YELLO DICAPRIO

by benedict chan June 12, 2021

touchdown

When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.

Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!

by BoleBjorn May 5, 2006

touchdown

when a nigga ain't all-the-way retarded, just got a touch of Down's

Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.

by jaysun October 26, 2005

touchdown

Expression often used by men when they reach an orgasm during sexual intercourse.

- "Oh yeah baby...."
-"mmmm... aaahhh... You fuck my pussy so good!!!"
-Oh my God oh my God!!! Ohh Yeah! TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!"

by ChristianTroy November 14, 2006

touchdown

it means when you get ready to have sexual relations with a woman or man

Are you ready for me to touchdown on that ass?

by Bridget February 3, 2005

touchdown

Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time

HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!

by revolution December 7, 2004