tosspaste

The gelatinous excretion propulsed from the male erectile member at the point of orgasm.

Matt Menzies, the sponge-monkey, licks tosspaste off cripple's penises, when flaccid.

by monty haul March 15, 2008

tosspottery

Can be defined as an act of folly by an individual or group; exuding a negative yet humorous quality such as: self-indulgence, delusions of grandeur, blind stupidity, beaurocracy, incompetence etc.

Putting on his 'Lighthouse Family' album to get the party started was an act of sheer tosspottery.

by jimenycricket April 4, 2010

tosstesterone

An excess of the hormone tosstesterone
causes sufferers to:
1. act like tossers
and
2. test everyones patience.

Man, the way you're picking fights with everyone you meet
- you need a prostrate check,
I think you're suffering from excess tosstesterone.

by ex patriot August 21, 2007

Tosspants

An expression is upset or anger, particularly towards video game characters such as Crash Bandicoot, if they fail to follow your instructions.

Usually shouted when the gamer himself in fact has failed.

Upon being eaten by a vicious plant: 'Crash Bandicoot, you tosspants!'

by GoombaKoala May 16, 2010

Tosspotted

When you get totally wasted, drunk

I am gonna get tosspotted tonight

by Wordywonderland December 26, 2018

toss paste

Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.

"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"

by Bugalo Boris from Idadown July 21, 2003

tootpaste

refried beans (as opposed to baked beans)

Baked beans are great as a main dish at a farty party; for a tasty alternative, try tootpaste. It's fartastic.

by Beano Bambino August 27, 2011