titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004

titwank

pleasure by fresh baps.

i recieved a titwank, via her lovely fresh baps

by Uncle Vito November 22, 2007

titwank

a.k.a. Spud.
Defining the utmost stupidity and worthlessness of someone, also used as a generic pronound to insult someone in the aforementionned known-as.

Originally mentionned by "Banzai".

You're welcome titwank.
Fuck off, titwank.

by Shizzle Fo Real February 28, 2003

titwank

liverpool slang for a dickhead or idiot or bellend

fuckoff you stupid titwank

by [e-mail] September 10, 2010