Tiger Stripes

The new slang for "stretch marks".

I have an animal instinct so bad that I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman with stretch marks because to me their like tiger stripes.

by SouloCutz November 3, 2008

tiger stripes

When one gets a series of stretch marks on their buttocks.

Bart: I got stretch marks on my ass from doing crazy squats at the gym.

Lisa: You've got tiger stripes! owned

by SwagNinja July 23, 2012

Tiger Stripes

stretch marks on the skin, which resemble the stripes on a tiger

Brenda just had a baby, now she has tiger stripes all over her stomach.

by crumb October 18, 2004

Tiger Stripes

The unflushed remnants left in the toilet bowl after a particularly explosive poo. The polar opposite of a "four man bob."
Otherwise known as "scorch marks."

Muriel, fetch me the bleach. Some little bleeder has left tiger stripes in the khazi!

by hobbesy August 22, 2005

Tiger Stripes

A term used to describe a woman's belly after just having a child. In other words, stretch marks.

Honey dont look at my stomach. I've got really bad tiger stripes

by Bobbei Baby March 8, 2011

Tiger Stripes

When a man removes a used, bloody Rat Whistle from a menstrual girls fanny by the string using his teeth, then energetically shakes his head from side to side producing red, bloody Tiger Stripes on the face.

'Have you heard the good news? Dave's only gone and got his fucking tiger stripes!'
'Fuck off, I won't believe it!'
'No, it's true, here look at this polaroid, he looks like Tony the fucking Tiger'
'Thats Greaaat! I'll buy that fuckweed a pint next time I see him'

by Mark Hedley September 25, 2007

Tiger Stripes

The marks left after cutting yourself.

Only considered tiger stripes if they are horizontal and parallel (yet zig-zaggy) to each other.

We got them tiger stripes.

by ChessChampioneee May 17, 2009