thunderdunk

when a girl is giving head and the man squeezes her head with his thighs and blows a hard fart in her face,this causes a thunder-like rumble also giving the girl a face full of fecal mist.

this whore was going down on me when i surprised her with a tasty thunderdunk.

by allen powell January 12, 2006

Thunderdunk

Occurs on a hot summers night as your balls hang low and then, when a friend or enemy falls asleep, or is heavily intoxicated, one drops their pants, swings their thighs in a thrust forward motion then drops down quickly to slap the victims face with the testicles.

That was the craziest Thunderdunk ever, his balls hit that guys face so hard I thought I heard a sonic boom!

by Zach Lane May 30, 2008

Thunderdunk

1. A game played in men's public restrooms while dropping a deuce.
The rules: Nugget must make a splash which in turn allows you to yell, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUNK!" If audible from outside the restroom you score one point.
If turd audible you earn two points.
Play until fifteen points scored.

A dude runs into the men's and crashes into the stall and lets out a deuce and it is a splasher so he shouts, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!"

Man 1: "Dude I totally just heard you thunderdunk out here!"
Man 2: "Yeah that thunderdunk just ripped my O ring!"

by Jared Orion, Richard Wayne October 30, 2007

Thundercunting

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

by 1rexie July 26, 2023

thundercuck

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Thundercunt

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.

"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

by Vassal of Merlok the Dark August 9, 2023