joe the plumber syndrome

See "joe the plumber" if you don't know him.

A person who votes against his own economic interest, like joe the plumber, has "joe the plumber syndrome".

If you are middle class and vote for Mitt romney, you just have joe the plumber syndrome.

joe the plumber syndrome by wblol August 26, 2012

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shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.

Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.

shaking hands with the plumber by Barkmenter September 23, 2018

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Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

Speak to the plumber by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

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pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.

Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

pleasing the plumbers by Yopmail User August 22, 2022