Fire in the Paint Shed 

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.

1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."

Fire in the Paint Shed by pleaseme June 1, 2012

Paint the sky 

to cs (comitt suicide) and look back on those you love

I cant wait to paint the sky tonight

Paint the sky by shayleigh angelica March 3, 2022

paint the sky 

committing suicide

sometimes i just wanna paint the sky, dude.

paint the sky by pseu·don·y·mous April 3, 2023

Paint the street 

To shoot someone in cold blood, presumably out of anger.

If you show up here, imma paint the street

Paint the street by bartholomew mexidankus January 6, 2019

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore 

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore by scass May 18, 2010

What’s the point

What you say when you’ve given up and at your breaking point

Jody: find you a boyfriend
Emma: what’s the point

What’s the point by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

Paint the stall 

When you have explosive diarrhea and you barely get your pants off when your shit sprays at least 3 walls of a public bathroom stall.

I think I had food poisoning because I had to paint the stall on my way to work.

Paint the stall by Yourmommaspanties March 9, 2021