The Orphan

The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.

Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.

by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009

the orphan

A movie that will no doubt tank in the box office, this movie will suck so bad it will be released on VHS rather than DVD.

Wow, i cant believe dustin hoffman saw the orphan.

by sc00tert00ter July 25, 2009

Burping the Orphan

The act of male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Kill the Orphan

Means To Kill the rich People Who is Very Greedy In Life or to kill innocent Children

Kill the orphan Chad

by Hardrum April 2, 2022

Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

by aurora89 December 22, 2009

The Little Orphan Annie

You find a latino prostitute, so you will not have any issues with her calling you Daddy Warbucks. Make sure to have a red curly wig well hidden and a roll of dollar bills. You begin doing her doggystyle and put the wig on her head. You then finish in her mouth while she sings the song "Tomorrow" from the movie. You conclude by making it rain dollar bills on her.

Let's pick up that girl on the corner. Daddy Warbucks needs to give her the Little Orphan Annie.

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 16, 2020

abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009