The Mongols

The exception to every civilized nation in the world.

"Unless you are, of course, The Mongols."

by PooseyDecimator March 29, 2020

Draining the mongoose

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023

The Mongoose game

A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.

"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"

huh?

"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"

umm, yeaaa?

"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"

noo??

"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."

what! i don't get it! keep going!

by Clobo The Hobo. April 17, 2010

doing the mongoloid

Acting crazy, goofy retarded or palsey like movements in an exagerrated way.

Anyone at a sporting event who dresses up, wearing the colors, screaming is doing the mongoloid

Adults who act childish around a child look like they are doing the mongoloid.

by ital cherry June 25, 2009

The Mongoose

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Honk the Mongoose

lesser known form of the term masturbate.

When gant thinks about other guys he likes to honk the mongoose

by Kravin Moorehead October 23, 2008

remaking the mongol empire

the definition of remakeing the mongol empire is exorbing 99% of asia and raiding erope,africa and north america then get your ass beat by a tifune in japan

im gonna start remaking the mongol empire

by supermoron92 May 21, 2022