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the beck

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dumb bitch who sucks all the happiness away
" dude, she's being such the beck again "
by tara cracker November 10, 2008
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When your girl give's you a Blow Job while cooking you poached eggs.
I order the Beck's Special every Saturday morning and man they don't cook like this at Waffle House!
by TheDabb March 5, 2026
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Eleyah Beck the loml

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Eleyah Beck the loml

This is the next part of our journey my love. To anyone who reads this yea this is real love mother truckers. And i love this girl to the end of freaking narnia and back to mars and Jupiter. We will be together one day in person get married and move out to wenus world and live out our lives.
Eleyah Beck the loml. You are the sweetest glifnorp chicken nugget ever I love you. Wenus wenus
by Tipzilla November 12, 2018
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The Glenn Beck Defense

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A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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Beck the Mech

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Refers to the word MechisBeck from the middle ages, meaning that Beck is Mech and Mech is Beck. Meaning the person in question likes straight hair and other perfectly straight things or objects.
" Oi Beck the Mech! Why Mech?"
by Imakethebestwordsshutupfamjam October 13, 2020
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