the gordon ramsey

You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.

Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."

Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "

the gordon ramsey by Baddies007 February 22, 2018

The Gordon Ramsey

Setting a person on fire for bad cooking

The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".

The Gordon Ramsey by celebritychefcrush August 21, 2021

The Gordon Ramsey Effect 

When you think when you did or are doing something you are doing a great job. But in actuality you are terrible at it.

The Gordon Ramsey Effect is when you think your great at something but your bad at it. Here is a a sentence describing it: “I thought when I sang I was great at it. But my instructor said I was trash...”

The Gordon Ramsey Effect by Dr. Abiss February 3, 2019

The Gordon Ramsay 

When you crack three eggs into your girls mouth and aggressively thrust during fellatio to the point where the eggs are properly stirred and ready to be transferred to a hot pan where one can add vegetables, butter, or cheese to craft the perfect omelet.

"What'd you have for breakfast" "me and my girl had some eggs, we tried the gordon ramsay" "oh nice, that's a healthy breakfast"

The Gordon Ramsay by bigdicksynergy April 15, 2021