Tek Specialists

Introduced on Yaggu Front's "Secret Tapes", the Tek Specialists were a hip hop group that released Future Shock and then disappeared. Even google can't find those cats.

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"Damn! These cats are dope. Where did the Tek Specialists disappear to?"

by 9i9i9i9i9i April 24, 2010

toba tek singh

hardest pindh in the punjab.

"PAJEE TUSSI KITHAIN DE?"
"toba tek singh"
*decapitation*

by rfiajsff October 17, 2006

Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something

Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?

by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

Smekky Tek

A word used to describe someone who is being particularly obtuse, idiotic or stupid.

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a toaster in his bathtub. Man, he was a real Smekky Tek.

by Naoh Coombs August 14, 2019

Shutdown Tek

Taking troll behavior and adding your own name to it as if you invented it and made it good and/or acceptable

Going on another content creator's stream and playing games with them to use their content as your own without permission and claiming that it's a collab for clout

They shutdown tek'd my twitch clip

The randoms threw and shutdown tek'd during the ray fight

by nomomma September 8, 2022

ARKA TEKS

A very awesome techno band formed on youtube, mostly famous by reconization from peter chao.

me: dude, did you see peter chao last night?
guy: yeah i did! chaoside motherfucker!
me: well he pointed this band call the arka teks, and i've wanted to listen to it, you want to?
guy: sure!

4 minutes later...

both: i love the world.

by morpheus road October 12, 2010