taintiful

The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.

Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.

by jimmy bubbles March 5, 2017

Taintfly

An elaborate tattoo of a butterfly on an individual’s taint. Unisex in nature, but more mythical on a gentleman. Generally the result of very poor decision making and copious amounts of booze. Traditionally the recipient of a "taintfly" is involved in some sort of bet or dare.

Bro, did homeboy tell you about his taintfly?
No, WTF?
The dude was offered $1K to get a tattoo of a Butterfly on his taint and he did it! His taint is the main body of the Butterfly and the wings spread across his thighs. It is god awful!
Wow! Hope he won the bet!

by GilltronZERO November 19, 2010

Taintitus

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes.

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes

Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.

Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD

by Tainthandler July 7, 2018

tittifull

full of tits and such. like the girl that when u walk down the street ur like whoa... shes got tits.... or something like that...

Tim: joe! that girl...
JOe: she got tits
tim: u mean that shes tittifull
Joe: only fluckers use that tim. u flucker

by Tay Sindowski June 30, 2007

tainticure

the procedure where one grooms the area between their genitals and anus.

My taint hairs and dingleberries were a little excessive , so yesterday I went to the salon and Charity gave me a tainticure. Now I am nice and neat down there.

by Tits Davis December 24, 2008

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.

Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010