To stimulate the female genitalia.
by confusinomiton September 22, 2008
Get the swab the deckmug. When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
by authOOr June 29, 2006
Get the swab the deckmug. the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
by D nasty July 24, 2006
Get the swabbing the deckmug. When an intense shit becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
by jjv3b7 February 11, 2010
Get the Swab the Deckmug. When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!
by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008
Get the swabbing the deckmug. by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006
Get the Swabbing the poop deckmug. A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.
by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021
Get the Swab the poop deckmug.