Arrangement where two people shit into a toilet simultaneously. One person sits on the toilet with their legs spread apart. The second person straddles over the first person, positioning their ass over the hole created by the first person's legs.
Artie and Ron both had to shit quickly but only one toilet was available. Artie then suggested they straddle shit so that neither shits his names.
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The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!
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Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
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Get the straddle mug.The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.
Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"
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