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straddle shit

Arrangement where two people shit into a toilet simultaneously. One person sits on the toilet with their legs spread apart. The second person straddles over the first person, positioning their ass over the hole created by the first person's legs.
Artie and Ron both had to shit quickly but only one toilet was available. Artie then suggested they straddle shit so that neither shits his names.
by Ernie and Bert January 5, 2013
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Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once
I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!
by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017
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straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!
Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !
by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019
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straddle saddle

The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !
Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?

Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019
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straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022
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straddle

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.
"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"
by Claire January 27, 2004
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Straddle Racking

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.
Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"
by Izaacus August 7, 2017
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