step on lego

The worst thing one can wish to another. Stepping on legos barefoot causes an immense pain and is to be considered agony in it's purest form.

Richard told everyone in 9chat to step on lego, when they were rude to him.

by 9chat June 8, 2016

i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 1, 2017

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

I Hope You Step on a Lego

“I hope you step on a LEGO” is a phrase often used as a retort in rage comics and reaction images to express one’s resentment towards someone who has done something unpleasant as to deserve punishment or ill-fortune, such as accidentally stepping on a LEGO brick.

A: I hope you burn in hell!
B: Bitch please!
A: I hope you step on a Lego!
B: Don't ever say that again, you sick bastard.

by sirwoo June 15, 2013

step on a lego

when u accidentally step on a small piece of plastic meant for kids 12 and younger and your foot feels like it's been dipped into the fiery burning pits in the depths of hell

Johnny! Come clean your room before I step on a Lego!

by 3.1415926358979323846264338327 June 5, 2017

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

go step on a lego

Go away stop bugging me and because i can't think of any other good comeback.

When someone you hate tells you something and you can't think of any good comebacks you say go step on a Lego.

by Elfling June 23, 2014