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Status No

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The opposite of the status quo. Not up to par on society's opinion of how things should be. Uncool, or just downright lame.

Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.
Boy: "Hey, do you want to go see that new movie that just came out?"
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."

Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the party Saturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."
by StatusGo December 16, 2011
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no status

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n.; the state of someone who is not sweet; someone who does not possess bro status or G status.
Guy #1: "I'm gonna do homework instead of hitting up the party."
Guy #2: "Dude...no status."
by Col. Hans Landa September 28, 2011
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no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
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Notice Me Status

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A Facebook or Myspace status designed specifically to make yourself look cool or to have someone notice you in order to get them to talk to you; specifically someone who wouldn't normally do so. Such status' are too long, too descriptive and include inside jokes that no one understands.

People may include 1. a crush, 2. someone older, 3. someone you're mad at but don't want to directly confront, 4. no one in particular

Similar to the notice me e-mail
1. "Alex is SO HAPPY HE GOT TO GO TO THE SMOG CONCERT IT WAS SO COOL HOW THE LEAD SINGER TOUCHED MY HAND WHILE HE WAS SINGING AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH JOHN, HEATHER, ALLISSA, ERIN, AARON AND BRANDON!"

2. "John has so much fun in class today because he had a substitute teacher and she was so funny! LOL I was laughing so hard and I still can't stop. LOL... "PIZZA!" Haha omgg lol!"

3. "Alex is thinking that if you say you are going to hang out with someone you should hang out with them instead of saying you're going to, making plans and then at the last minute cancelling them to hang out with someone else preventing me from getting to go out tonight because I cancelled other plans for those plans."

4. "John is totally in love with a girl... I love her long blonde hair (about 12 inches long with brown streaks), and her perfectly french manicured fingers and her laugh and her school schedule even... first period science, second period math, third period chorus, fourth period photo, fifth period history, sixth period gym, seventh period english

5. "Alex is so glad he went last night, but will leave it at that to prevent a Notice Me Status."
by PT4BB May 24, 2009
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Phrase coined by bitches who recently went through a bad breakup with cute "labradoodle personality" type of guys but acting like they fine af. Promise they aint capable of feeling SHIT, Heart EMPTY, Head EMPTY , NO feelings,STATUE LIKE, just straight up DONE with men and the ex.
Girl1: I saw Jay-Jay and his new gf today but I dont know whether I should spill the tea

Girl2: Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA
by yourflowergirl August 26, 2021
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north pole status

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When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole
The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.
by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013
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An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"
Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."
by Take 2 June 5, 2014
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