Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s

Another word for a banana.

“Even though I love the taste, I am allergic to Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s.”

by RahsaanVoriel January 2, 2021

Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".

Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's

by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015

holiday squeezin

noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.

Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.

by Ralph Wilkerson December 26, 2004

Weiner squeezin'

sexual intercourse as defined by rednecks hillbillies and what not.

Festus: hey jimbob, you know mary-jo? the waitress with the black tooth?
Jimbob: you mean your cousin?

Festus: why yes i do, you know she don't look it, but she gave a Weiner squeezin' to me last night that you wouldn't ba-leave.
jimbob: You no good,yeller bellied cousin fucker, thats muh sister your talking about!!!!

by jakerater July 22, 2009

Squeezin the cheese

You know when you really gotta use the bathroom but you don’t have a bathroom to go anywhere close so you just gotta hold it in? Yeah that’s squeezin the cheese. The actual act of holding in your bowel movement cause you have no other options

“Hey Tony… man… I have to blow a tube so bad but there is no where to go! I’m really squeezin the cheese right now!!! Help me out!”

by Mr. Yeast September 3, 2023

squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

squeezin

the act of bein the coolest, most bad ass superhuman god- like mother fucker in the entire universe.

Did you see that dude with all them hot bitches? that motha fucka's squeezin.

by jsqueezy April 10, 2012