Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013

Splenda

A gay sugar daddy/pimp

my splenda is like totally a bitch

by Juan Pablo Julio The III May 11, 2015

splenda

Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?

OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?

by Izzabehr April 10, 2005

splenda

artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!

diet jones sucks because it uses splenda

by dusty August 7, 2004

splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

by Dmitriy March 19, 2008

Splenda

Americas LEAST favorite sweetener

Dang man this Splenda really sucks.

by therealmasteroogway July 1, 2022

Splenda

1.)A fake bitch that fools you with kindness.
2.)Fake sugar.

That Splenda bitch would watch my dog for free then called animal control on me.

by Louie Putton September 8, 2016