Definitions by Dmitriy

splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

splenda by Dmitriy March 19, 2008

purpklism 

When your skin turns purple because you are too cold

"Oh my God John! I have puprklism!"

purpklism by Dmitriy December 11, 2004