Sneed's Feed and Seed 

A convenience store that sells seeds, candy and many other products. Formerly Chuck's.

I went down to Chuck's for a good time but apparently it's Sneed's Feed and Seed now...

Sneed's Feed and Seed by sneedomatic9000 March 8, 2019

Sneed's Feed and Seed 

The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck arent actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one

Sneed's Feed and Seed formerly Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck

Sneed's Feed and Seed by Based Dept February 19, 2021

Farmer's Sneeze 

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

Farmer's Sneeze by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008

sophia's sneeze 

Any girl named sophia, sophi, or sophie generally has a unique sneeze. It could be unique because of timing, pitch, or sound. The girl does not necessarily have to have the name "sophia", although any uniquely timed, unique sounding, or unique pitched female sneeze is still called a "sophia's sneeze".

Charlie: Let us have a moment of silence for our beloved friend and coworker, Steve Jobs.
Everyone: *silent*
Alice: *sneeze*
Charlie: Wow, well that's sophia's sneeze for you.

or

Sophia: ACHAGAZUNHEIIIIGGHHT!!
Kyle: Figures. Your name is sophia, so obviously you'd have the signature "sophia's sneeze".

or

Sophi: *sounding like a mouse* Achoo.
Frank: To be frank, you do have a sophia's sneeze

sophia's sneeze by JoJojo July 5, 2012

Your dad’s sneeze

The loudest sound in the universe

I can’t hear anything because of your dad’s sneeze

Your dad’s sneeze by spectre729 July 30, 2019

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

The Devil's Sneeze by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013

trucker's sneeze 

The act of unclogging one's nostril by plugging the opposite nostril and blowing with reckless abandon, so as to expel a large amount of snot or other matter with little concern for where it lands.

I didn't have a tissue so I decided a trucker's sneeze was in order. I'm breathing a lot better now, but I definitely got a dirty look from the old lady that was feeding the ducks.

trucker's sneeze by 6 Days on the Road March 24, 2010