a gigantic dick, approximately 11 inches, only the best of the best can have it. the best of the best being "Smiley", or in another words, you could call him "Smiles". hella girls love this dick and yet no one has ever seen it in its true form, people have only heard stories about this beast. soon it shall be in action, and all the legends will be proven to be correct.
girl 1: omg have you seen smiley's dick?! it's so big!
girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!
girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)
girl 2: i know right, how is it even real!
girl 1: idk but i'ma be on that thing all day ;)
by baselgod June 24, 2018
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