slort

definition: a whore in between two sluts
background: a slort is a combination of slut and Whore where the beginning of the word starts with "sl" of slut, then goes to "or" of whore then ends at "t" of slut

dude! that slort is willing to take it to the base

by pendejo April 13, 2004

Slort

A slort is an odd sound produced rarely by the human body. It is said to sound like the snorting of a person with a cucumber trapped too far down their throat. Slorts are very rare among humans. 3 in 40 humans slort once in their lifetime.

Guy 1 - “Hey man, you okay?”

Guy 2- *slort*

Guy 1 - wtf Larson.

by Justagronk March 29, 2019

slort

the noise a rocketship makes occasionally between phewphews and vrooms

"Phew phew, vroom, slort slort slort," the rocketship sounded as it travleed through space.

by AliceInMarshallLand September 29, 2010

Slort

A combination between Slag , whore and slut making the ultimate insult to women

Bro I bet Casandra is a fucking Slort .
Yeah dude , she keeps chewing my fucking pencils.

by Okuya February 21, 2022

slort

Liquid secretion expeled from the anus when having intercorse,masturbation, or stimulating erogenous zones, when in males is directed from the prostate and its defined as mocus membrane.

"have you seen her face lately? seems like she's been sprayed with slort"

by flashtang511 July 22, 2012

slort

someone fake. a combination of the words slut, hoe, whore, thot, and idiot. often someone who thinks theyre hot but is really not

ew that girl over there has no ass and a flat chest and shes all over my boyfriend. what a slort

by notkatielol March 21, 2017

slort

The melted ice that forms when eating a slushie. Notoriously difficult to eat.

Don't you hate it when your slushie turns to slort?

by Michael Yu December 11, 2008