slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.

1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.

by andersonvillain November 11, 2009

slobster

A derogatory term used to insult members of the street gang bloods. A cross between the terms slob and gangster.

"Ay cuzz, if a nigga callz u a 'Crab', call that foo a 'Slobster'!!

by 187 MOb Cripsta April 17, 2008

Slobster

Someone who is a sloppy kisser and has crabs.

You didn't tell me your roommate was a slobster girl.

by Jelly Belly Greg August 25, 2009

Slobster

Dirty men that dont clean themselves or anything around them.

Man:Hey sexy. Wanna come back to my place!?!
Woman:Sure baby.
Man and woman goes back to his place and she sees dishes and clothes strode all over the house (A.k.A the dumpster)
Woman:EEEWWWWWW GROSSS YOUR SUCH A SLOBSTER!!!

by Brittany, Kelly, Samantha April 28, 2007

slobster

one who slobs

"Hey you're the new slobster right?"
"Yeah now where's the children"
"Frick"

by hslave2 April 3, 2018

Slobster

A girl that isn’t cute enough to fuck, so you settle for a blow job

Man, that girl was way too ugly to smash, definitely just a slobster.

by All_American_Rich July 15, 2018

Slobster

An anomalous group of 9 friends. The members consist of me (Astro), Dill, Kryo, Startoast, Van, clovermango, Whitetail, Dr. Fill, and Boneless_soy. Together we are Slobster, strongest group in existence.

"SLOBSTER IS MY FAVORITE GROUP!!!"
"SAME KEKEKEKEKEKE"

by bvyuov March 10, 2024