Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

slashed

think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)

dude ... you are so slashed, it's not even funny.

by purplefairy September 28, 2010

slashed

A word to describe extreme intoxication.

The word was discovered by the American alcohol specialist Evan Nelson, who, upon consumption of massive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.

Usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.

"Dude, how do you feel?"

"DUDE.... I'm so... fuuuccckkkkk.... nyah.... slashed.....!"

by Evan Nelson October 13, 2004

slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

Slashed

What you do to your boyfriends 1971 GTO's tires after he has cheated on you or broke up with you

Hey girl

Hey bitch , guess what i did to tyrone tires i slashed them bitches

by Savage_Tay April 13, 2020

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005