simber

person who simbs

i am simbing today

by woo November 20, 2003

Simper Saiyan

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Going Siberian

When you grow your pubes to their full potential.

Jeff: Hey Chris. It looks like they're sending me to Russia for two weeks in October.

Chris: You better start growing your pubes out, man. Sounds like you'll be going Siberian for a while.

by Yes, Jeffinitely August 20, 2011

Siberian AIDS

When your balls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have Siberian AIDS!

Bob: Oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice.

Steve: Yeah, I think I got Siberian AIDS.

by Des87 October 11, 2016

Siberian Breaks

The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.

Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.

by MGMTtumblrfangirlKaci November 7, 2010

Siberian Husky

A demonic little creature who eats your shoes, pees on the floor, and sheds everywhere yet still ends up to be the sweetest dog you'll ever encounter.

Non-husky Owner: omG i looove huskys tehy are the BESTESTIEST dogs everrr

Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.

by Yogurt the Potato June 2, 2014