sidebagging

When an individual removes the colostomy bag insert of another individual and has sexual penetration with that opening.

That crippled, colostomy bag wearing motherfucker pissed me off so I started sidebagging his hole.

by lentoc August 24, 2012

Shebagging

The female equivalent of manspreading, taking up perfectly good seats with a purse that should be on your lap.

There's nowhere left to sit because of that shebagging bitch.

by Arcxjo November 19, 2017

sideballing

When a drunk person is persistently looking at you out of the corner of their eye.

"Boy I could feel John sideballing me all night while I was talking to Bill, he's got to get over it!"

by BRC July 20, 2008

Sideballing

To look out the corner of your eyes at someone so that they "can't tell your looking"

I changed my radiator in the parking lot of the apartment complex. Noone said anything, but alot of people were sideballing.

by Tug33 June 12, 2011

shebagging

The equivalent of manspreading. When a female on a public tranport places her bag or purse in the empty seat next to her, thereby occupying it.

Man: That woman is using two seats while we have to stand.
Other man: Yeah dude, she's shebagging.

by FishTheGamer December 18, 2016

sidebaring

When watching YouTube videos, "Sidebarring" is the process of becoming distracted from your original goal by watching all the unrelated videos you see in the sidebar.

While sidebaring cat videos yesterday, I found a video of a man riding a whale.

by Fire-Death Squad May 4, 2016

shebagging

The female equivalent of being teabagged. It involves a woman dipping her lady parts onto an unsuspecting victim.

Common side effects for men include involuntary boners, sexual arousal and a rapturous round of high-fives from surrounding men.

In women it may lead to disgust or hopefully a random act of lesbianism.

Gemma was so drunk last night that when Rich passed out from too many cosmos than she was brave enough to get her lady business out and ended up shebagging him. There are so many pictures on facebook of it right now.

by cemaes foley May 3, 2013