shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.

"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave

by Koros December 15, 2009

Shump

The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time

Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump

by Skaiderade April 5, 2015

shump

Shoot 'em Up

"DonPachi" is one of my favorite Shumps!

by zer0hue August 3, 2003

shump

in video games, short for the Shoot 'em up genre.

Mushihimesama Futari is considered to be one of the world's hardest shumps.

by Brightstar March 21, 2007

Shump

The smaller version of Shemp . A shorter useless piece of shit of a person. If Shemp had a mini me.

Shemp just let's shump shemp out all day. Team useless.

by DeezBolas July 2, 2018

shump

To take a dump and then take a shower without leaving the bathroom. Wiping is optional. Variaton: shamp - To take a dump while in the shower.

Last night I took a monster shump.
Tom had to take a shower after football practice, but he couldn't hold in his dump, so he just took a shump.

by Stew G December 17, 2006

Shump

A shower and a dump at the same time. Shumps usually take place in the handicap showers at the pool that double as toilet stalls. The shumping process usually consists of the subject stripping down naked, grabbing the detachable shower head, and holding it over themselves as they drop logs. It's also environmentally friendly as long as you're not in California because the shower head can double as a bidet.

Jake: "Hey man, where were you?"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"

by Shwifty Supreme October 12, 2015