shortbread

The noun used to describe the lowest of degeneracy.

NachoLess: Look at that fucking twat they’re such a shortbread and a fucking crudder
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody

by big_nacho November 19, 2021

Shortbread

A nickname for a menacing redhead. The nickname takes into account their Scottish heritage. Used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. After all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name "Shortbread."

Oh shit... here comes Shortbread. Don't move.

by The_Oreo July 30, 2010

shortbread

Nickname for a white guy with a small dick.

Have you seen Tom naked? The dude's a total shortbread.

by Kaia Jade December 20, 2010

Shortbread

A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.

Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?

by Greeneyedshortbread January 30, 2017

shortbread

a bitch who is short and annoying

''Ugh, that shortbread is annoying the hell out of me~''

by danielishot January 25, 2023

shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

shortbread fever

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.

by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008