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When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains.
Ah! I found shit stains in alyssa's pantie drawer!
by Shaniqua Bobiqua May 26, 2006
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boatloads of shit
my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains
by chodebitch555 March 11, 2022
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Shit-stained schumacher

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disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008
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Shit-stained Schumacher

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A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
by jim dandyy June 13, 2011
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shit-stain

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the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.
you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit-stain looks like shit.
by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011
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Shit Stain

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Shit Stain aka Vince Russo said .....
by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018
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