sharpeta

The Hispanic alter ego of Sharpay from High School Musical. Sharpeta loves pink sunglasses, chihuahuas and makeup.

Sharpeta's new sunglasses are so chic!

by Florencethecat August 6, 2016

sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.

Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.

by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008

Sharpet

A carpet covered in shit

Hey babe wanna lay on my Sharpet?

by adampolly January 25, 2021

sharpietagged

the direct aftermath of breaking the drinking rule of passing out with your shoes on which is a party foul. It is a classic form of shaming after the rule is broken, using permanent marker, usually of the Sharpie brand. The inks from the markers are used to decorate the face and occasionally body parts of the victim if they willingly removed their clothes prior to unconsciousness.

fratboy1: yo! lookit that douchbag's face who passed out on the couch! its covered in rainbow colored cocks!
fratboy2: hahaha! he got sharpietagged to hell and back!
fratboy1: yea, i am so glad i dont wear shoes to party in anymore.

by milkacow September 19, 2009

Sharetard

A sharetard is someone who doesn't share anything with anyone.

Kristy: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your pencil crayons?"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"

by kristylynnexo March 31, 2010

sharpet bomb

The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.

I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.

by Sethmut November 30, 2007

Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009