by Santa? June 23, 2010
Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.
Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"
Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"
Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.
Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"
Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.
by momof4boys August 20, 2012
When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.
A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!
by littlerabbit4 August 29, 2014
v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
by Pantene Pro-V lover September 04, 2011
When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.
by Robo January 04, 2005
a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience
Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop
by beeb0 August 21, 2006
A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111
That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111
That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
by sovrac July 10, 2013