by king of the pussy May 3, 2008
Get the schzerp mug.Wearing two different shoes at the same time.
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
Get the schwerpin mug.Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
by KNor August 2, 2010
Get the Schmerp mug.*shczerp! schzerp!*
Joe: "Hey Lil Wayne, what's that sound?"
Lil Wayne: "That's a beaver tappin' that ass."
Joe: "Hey Lil Wayne, what's that sound?"
Lil Wayne: "That's a beaver tappin' that ass."
by damal52 May 13, 2009
Get the shczerp mug.Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
by TRMW October 2, 2009
Get the schwerps mug.to talk to the opposite sex in a manner in which your intention is to get them to like you enough to go on a date with you
Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
by theicemancommeth August 5, 2009
Get the schwerpsing mug.To dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarrassing situation, usually at the last second.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
by kylere May 10, 2012
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