by Ibandiito January 1, 2020
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After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008
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Get the schmenged mug.When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
Get the schlonged mug.According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
Get the Got Schlonged mug.The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.
by j.money September 19, 2005
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