says you

Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical

Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"

by GutNose November 18, 2014

says you

A declaration of denial. Deterring the accusations of others.

Bob: Hey Joe! You're a fag!
Joe: "Says you"

by Rob Jurman May 10, 2004

says you

An expression of disbelief, usually uttered after a sarcastic snort and always with a tone of derision.

"I licked Britney Spear's kneecap last night!"

"<snort>, yeah - says you!"

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Says You

how you respond when somebody says something you do not agree with.

boy number one: man this class is fun!

boy number two: says you!!

by finessinevan November 1, 2018

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

my mom says you have a tiny weiner

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

by B-rizzle November 23, 2019

When a girl says you have hoes

It means she thinks you’re handsome.

You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes

by JohnoThomp July 10, 2024