satan

Who politicians serve.

Who politicians want YOU to serve.

by Satan is a political whore! February 16, 2005

satan

Who dyslexic kids ask for Christmas presents.

I want a Tire Fruck and a Beddy Tear for Christmas, Satan!

by TubaGuitarMan February 14, 2007

satan

a misunderstood guy. he makes sure heaven doesn't have any bad people ruining it for everyone. wow. what a great guy.

would hitler fit in heaven? NO

by Even Flow June 5, 2005

satan

The Dark One, a.k.a Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart can help you decorate your home with just a pine cone and some glitter...and then she'll eat you soul.

by Jeremy V April 1, 2005

satan

The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity, often identified with the leader of the fallen angels, the Devil.the archfiend Satan, Old Nick, Devil, the Devil, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Tempter, Prince of Darkness
master of Hell

After that child had broken my windows,Lit my house on fire and ate my cat spaghetti style, I believe he had satan in him.

by Down4People October 13, 2003

satan

Santa spelled wrong...

s-a-n-t-a santa
s-a-t-a-n satan

by boom durka durka boom April 24, 2006

satan

Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.

At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!

by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005