relagging

A Jumblefuck word coming from the definitions and combination of the two words relaxing and lagging; to lag, or put something off why chilling/relaxing at the same time. Relagging.

"Fuck Joe! You know those guys are waiting for that sack. You're fucking lagging!" "No Will, see this blunt in my hand? I ain't lagging, I'm relagging and it's much deserved."

by Kurt 8 KEINER January 12, 2009

relaxing hero

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.

-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!

by xsquooshx January 26, 2011

relazing

when you're being lazy and relaxing at the same time, a word invented through a typo in an instant messenger conversation.

she was relazing on the lawn chair by the ocean with a margarita and a hot date.

by rexarex(: August 7, 2009

relaxing in the gentlemans way

Masturbating

"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."

by Saoirse September 1, 2003

Redogging

The act of having a dip in, then taking it out and putting it back in the can for later. This can be done to prevent people from taking your dip, to conserve dip when you're low on supply, or just to make your supply last as long as possible.

Dale: Hey man you got any mud on you?
Cletus: Yeah, but I've been redogging it.
Dale: OK, nevermind then

by SpearheadedFrog29 June 10, 2018

laxy ragging

rogering a chick when she is on her rag, having previously taken a ridiculously large amount of laxatives. hence creating a pretty messy situation. CAUTION:-HIGH HIV/AIDS RISK.

dude, last night i was giving this chick a laxy ragging, it got so messy i cant get the stains out my sheets, i don't know how im gonna explain it to my mum, and to top it all off it turns out we both have aids.

by daaave pelzer August 26, 2007

Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019