Red Cunt

A middle-aged or elderly New Zealand male who has high blood pressure due to stress, genetics, etc. which causes a red skin tone. If you want to see prime examples of Red Cunts, please check out @redcunnt

Person 1: Hey, did hear about Charlie’s Dad?
Person 2: Isn’t he that Red Cunt?
Person 1: Yea, he’s red as fuck cause he works all the time.

by @redcunnt March 11, 2018

Red Cunt

AKA a red faced bender who shags his dad until his asshole is as red as his face. He usually is as red as a tomato, originates from Redland and is usually called a clifford as well

That Tom Redhard/Rickard is such a red cunt

by bender_patrol June 11, 2011

red cunt hair

Standard unit of measurement for nearly infinitesimal distances.

"Holy shit, that speeding car missed me by a red cunt hair."

by Sakure April 7, 2003

RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.

CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."

by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005

red cunt hair

1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.

Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!

by NeightR April 15, 2006

Red rotton cunt

A derogatory word to exspress your anger at a woman.
Irish in dialect.

That Red rotton cunt better shut up!

by Miss Northside July 15, 2020

red cheeked cunt

a red cheeked cunt is a manslag who’s cheeks are always red and looks like they have painted their face red

daniel: omg look at that red cheeked cunt
tracy: what’s that?¿
daniel: oh tracy, i have a lot of explaining to do

by cookiefetishboy1233 November 11, 2019