Quaffle 

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

Quaffle by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

Quaffle 

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

Quaffle by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011

Quaffle 

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

Quaffle by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

quaffle 

North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.

Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!

quaffle by Sacalaki December 18, 2007

quaffle 

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

quaffle by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffle 

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

quaffle by Liz February 3, 2005

quaffle 

When a girl with blue waffle queefs

Known to be make a grown man shit himself

Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)

quaffle by Perplexing Enigma April 10, 2011