purple jesus

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.
I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.
by DangerDave September 12, 2006
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purple jesus

a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.
That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.
by oznogrd December 30, 2009
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purple jesus

the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour
i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus
by Mount Washington Expedition October 15, 2010
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Purple Jesus

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.
by mphilg September 13, 2007
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Purple Jesus

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.
Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?
by PurpleJesus September 10, 2007
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Purple Jesus

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!
My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!
by Incog Neato July 15, 2004
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Purple Jesus

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.
My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.
by St. Charles September 05, 2009
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