puddlez

one of the rarest creatures known online: rational, comical, and server of the truth

i think you should ask Puddlez if its lame

by Puddlez February 14, 2005

Puddlez

When your style is dripping too much you make a puddle.

Guy 1: "I see you stepping in my puddlez."
Guy 2: "What you mean? I wore this shit first."

when you step into someone else's puddle you get wet from it, so their style gets onto you.

by user6iVsix November 18, 2018

Puddlez

an absolute idiot that no one likes

Did you hear about puddlez?
Oh yeah i hate that guy

by Klimter October 3, 2021

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016

puddle princess

1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.

2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.

3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.

My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.

by Notmynamehere July 23, 2023

Puddlemelt

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

puddleodomy

The act of intentionally driving through a huge puddle in order to soak an unsuspecting pedestrian sucker

"yo, check that simp standing at the bus stop right next to that swamp in front of him. He's all five deep in fuckin wit dat iPod that he don't even know he's gonna be a victim of puddleodomy".

by cMoneygRip February 16, 2009