Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.
"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"
"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."
by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016
Get the Procraptinator mug.Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.
by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016
Get the procraptinator mug.One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.
I am a procrastinator
by the_pop_culture_nerd April 16, 2006
Get the procrastinator mug.The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010
Get the Procrastinatory Munchies mug.Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.
Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.
Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.
Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!
by Thatstheteasister November 30, 2019
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Get the Procrastinator mug.One who has the urge to get everything done in advance—the opposite of a procrastinator. It can have both positive and negative effects.
Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.
Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.
Sally already finished tomorrow's homework because she is a precrastinator.
Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.
Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.
Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.
Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.
by bluebubblezz February 24, 2014
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