phil swift

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

by Phil swift March 13, 2018

phil swift

The living god of all things Flex Seal.

"Phil Swift said I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"

by dfkljgfhjkash May 6, 2018

phil swift

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by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v May 17, 2018

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

Phil Swift

King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

All hail Phil Swift

by MangoEnterprise May 10, 2018

Phil Swift

the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 8, 2018

Phil swift

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018