phaming

Taking a long time to do a seemingly simple action or making a simple decision. And being humorous as to how the action/decision isn't made.
Rhymes with bombing. Synonymous with bojangling, pussy-footing, and hesitant.

1: hey come over to my place and have some drinks bud.
2: could I have a ride home I don't have money for an uber? Or a ride to the bus stop?
1: man quit phaming.

by Gregson humongous April 12, 2016

phamming it

When a person posts old info to his friends and believes he was the first one to find out about it.

Richard: Hey guys did you see that Gangnam style guy.
Simon: dude that was posted 4 months ago...
Kevin: he's phamming it again.

by BestRiven69 December 11, 2013

Phasing

The period of time in between highs where you’re not sober but you’re not high either.

“Yo I think he’s having a withdrawal. He’s freakin’ out.”
“Nah he’s just phasing.”

by Putin’s Schlong March 7, 2019

phaminated

when you get yo ass kicked by a pham

You just got phaminated fool!

by The Pham October 19, 2008

Phish Pharming

When your Risk Management department starts phishing the company in an effort to develop job security or increase their perceived relevance.

I didn't really get phished much until Risk and Compliance started Phish Pharming us every few days.

by Jaydeo April 25, 2019

Rolo Phasing

When your birds fanny is hanging so you cover it in rolo pudding to make it better.

Dan found oral more enjoyable when Rolo Phasing with his girlfriend

by Ekewanka October 8, 2018

pharming party

A party of young people fishing for drugs in there elder's drug cabinet and then having a party.

You go to your mom's house, then you find and take her xanax at your pharming party.

by Rootsy August 26, 2006