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A browser of 4chan's "Sexy Beautiful Women" (/s/) section
w00t for /s/pervs!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jason Brandt January 13, 2008
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S.A.Perv

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The online persona of someone who loves to confess his attraction and addiction to attractive women he worships or considers "sexy" which constitutes worthy as part of secret-spank-bank- collection, including editions of the sexiest selfie of the sexiest girls = complied of jpegs,gifs, mp4 files for admirers to masturbate to while imagining how good it feels to have sex with each girl.
S.A.Perv is Secret Admirer Pervert and you can tell that dude is some dude who wants to have sex with a girl so much, but is to afraid, so he beats off to girls excessively and loves to blog frequently of his naughty endeavors. He is harmless and horny. He really loves women who make him want to beg.
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An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.
Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010
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Perv shades

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Sunglasses that, when worn, make the person's eyes impossible to see. Used to look at boobs, etc.
Damn, that girl's hot, I wish I had my perv shades with me.
by Lolo10l July 6, 2011
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Perv Shaming

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Like Slut Shaming, except this is the act of shaming someone for being a pervert.

Essentially trying to force your version of what is acceptable sexual behavior on someone else.
1.

So she took a shit right on your chest? Gross.

Enough with the Perv Shaming.

2.

Whoa, you mean to tell me there are naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence but you expect us not to look at them because they're a 'gross invasion of her privacy' ? Dude, that's Perv Shaming.

3.

Hath not a Pervert hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same
food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases,
heal'd by the same means, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter
and summer, as a puritan is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If
you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, do we not revenge?

Thou art engaged in the act of Perv Shaming!

From "The Merchant of Dick Pics"
by flashwildecard September 1, 2014
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The act of observing a member of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your preference) via a pair of highly reflective shades so as to hide ones intentions.
Joe was perv shading with his aviators that he found at the festival.
by JoeGaudet August 29, 2008
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Perv stash

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A perv stash is the wee little hairs that grow on the upper lip, and only the upper lip. It is said that perverts have these week, poor excuse for a mustache
Check out that guys perv stash
by Bitchey-bitch2002 October 5, 2018
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