:to be a complete and utter bitch for no reason towards anyone you choose.
:to bully/harass with blatant disrespect then act innocent/dumb.
:to bully/harass with blatant disrespect then act innocent/dumb.
I was minding my business then all of a sudden my mom came in pattiing and grounded me when I asked her what was for dinner.
by ShaJa September 2, 2014
Get the pattiing mug.Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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"He was up till the early hours patting"
by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020
Get the Patting mug.Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
Get the Patting the dog through the letterbox mug.This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010
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Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
by nypaliguy January 21, 2010
Get the ass patting mug.a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos
I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.
by noladoc April 26, 2014
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