Parental Controls 

A pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. Also allows the"administrator" (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.

Parental controls do not really understand what they're supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search 'Naked' with no problems.

"You keep downloading viruses, I'm gonna put Parental Controls on your computer so you can't do anything mwahahahaha" - Your evil dad

Parental Controls by NymphoQueen August 4, 2008

parental controls 

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(

"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

parental controls by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess December 18, 2012

parental controls 

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

parental controls by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

Parental Controls 

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.

I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls

Parental Controls by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018

parental controls 

something that overprotective parents put on their kids computers and televisions -but don't worry kids, their are sites you can get on

go to lemonrocks.com :-)or-
(girls-do a search on male genitles)

parental controls by web secrets December 7, 2003

parental controls 

Software designed by parents to keep their children from discovering new things about life.

The kid could not bypass the parental controls to get what he needed.

parental controls by BounceFire December 2, 2021

parental controls 

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.

i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls

parental controls by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023