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parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.
I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.
by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011
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parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"
by parascoper November 13, 2011
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Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.
While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.
by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015
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Parascoping

When you shit in a public bathroom and you want to see if the coast is clear (especially when you know a cursplosion is on tap) so you turn your camera on and “parascope” under the stall wall and search for shoes. When the coast is clear then you can stock the pond with a bunch of brown trout without embarrassment!
Parascoping: Aw damn, those are Bob’s shoes two stalls down, he needs to finish his business and get back to work so I can fire off a couple of dook mortars
by C22narf October 24, 2022
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parapooping

In a bathroom stall, one grabs the tops of the walls and places one foot over each wall. One then proceeds to defecate from approximately 5 feet above the toilet. If one has diarrhea, this is called an enola spray.
James: Yo that seat is gross.
Phil:just go parapooping.
by zacizzle May 11, 2009
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periscoping

The practice of keeping your phone off or in flight mode most of the day to save battery and only turning it on briefly every now and then to check your messages, missed calls, fantasy football points, the football scores etc.

Like a WW2 submarine; coming up periodically to check their position and take on fresh air before going deep to avoid detection.
Jim: "Does Clive know we're headed to the Anchor, I can't hold of him? "
Greg: "He's periscoping so best just message him on Whatsapp to meet us there"
by Banksy1441 December 21, 2017
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down periscoping

pushing your penis downwards to enable penertration into a female laid on her back with legs behind her ears.
by paul johns December 15, 2004
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