A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022
Get the Devil’s Paper-Maché mug.The appearance of a whore's snatch tunnel after a busy night on the game. Reminiscent of a decorator's wallpaper paste recepticle.
by Dave B October 2, 2003
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A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024
Get the it's just paper. mug.I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
by HAS 2006 December 8, 2004
Get the Rock Paper Scissors mug.the place you would rather stick your scrotum than do some thing unpleasant such as: hold your girl friend's purse, make out with your brother, pay your taxes, wiener bump with the guys in the prison shower or blow an elephant with plans to swallow his load.
wife: honey, do you want to watch this dennis quaid movie that i rented?
husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
husband: no thanks, i'd rather t bag a paper shredder.
by kc512 February 20, 2010
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Get the Toilet paper seeds mug.A false sense of security. Used to describe anything that appears to be strong and secure, but in reality is very weak and vunerable.
The built-in firewall settings in Windows XP is like a paper seatbelt. Hackers can find ways to access your computer.
by Vito Cavallo November 3, 2004
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