LJ's Office

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.

Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)

by Nault Meade December 31, 2009

Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome

The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.

(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)

by Dr. Philbern June 29, 2011

to do one's office

do your work, your place in life, your assigned, perhaps steriotypical, job.

the scarlet letter had not done its office (to do one's office)

by koobz21 February 2, 2010

Jimmy's Office

The bathroom

"Oh, have to hit Jimmy's Office. I'll meet you at your desk in a bit."

by Overthier April 8, 2020

Chief Pilot’s Office

The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.

Example:

“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”

by UnitedBusDriver April 18, 2020

trip to the principal’s office

1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.

Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.

by MinDATucker March 29, 2020